D king 2801

meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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hotwinger:

"I’m not assigning any homework tonight…"

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"…so that you can study for the test I’m giving you tomorrow."

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earthdad:

when you’re just having one of those days

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magicmazzic:

If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

vectros:

zexualalien:

officialmcdonaldsblog:

staay-seeaa:

DID THEY JUST…

get that filth out of our box

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA

vectros:

zexualalien:

officialmcdonaldsblog:

staay-seeaa:

DID THEY JUST…

get that filth out of our box

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA

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booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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thejewker:

when floor baby plays the floor is hot lava sometimes its taken too literally

thejewker:

when floor baby plays the floor is hot lava sometimes its taken too literally

espeyonce:

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

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unicornholio:

YEAH DUDE I’M GONNA PWN SOME N00BS IN A HARDCORE GAME OF WIKIPEDIA

unicornholio:

YEAH DUDE I’M GONNA PWN SOME N00BS IN A HARDCORE GAME OF WIKIPEDIA

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

the-dawn-is-near:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

how I deal with my parents cruel ness

Wait, where are her parents again?

Disney. That’s where.

Without me.

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

the-dawn-is-near:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

how I deal with my parents cruel ness

Wait, where are her parents again?

Disney. That’s where.

Without me.